Monday, March 2, 2015

How to become a Hijabis Dancer

Assalammualaykum...

Image adelah ihsan gugel


Amboi..ejaan hijabis abis…ok la…lama sangat tak update blog ni..rase cam tiba tiba semangat nak berbelog tengah menaik…jadi saya mulakan la ye…Bismillah…

Ni first ‘how to series’ saya ni…dari blog ni membicarakan perkara perkara lagha [hahaha…macam akan sentiase jek lagha forever…Astagafirullahalazimm] saya ingat nak try berbicara benda benda yang akan benefit kaum hawa amnya dan semua kaum umumnya..eh betul ke? Kalau betul Alhamdulillah…kalau salah..ermm..cuba lagi next entry? Eh?

Ok, saya ada satu masalah…saya suka menari, dan saya berhijab penuh…Alhamdulillah..tapi dance is my biggest sin..takkan nak melentok tak tentu hala dalam kelas kan? So lama juga la sy kaji camana nak teruskan menari [makan dua tahun juga nak buat research ni]….

Saya seorg yang extrovert [Read: whatever that means]…Saya tak suka menjadi perhatian umum..saya suka menyendiri dan saya suka berada di tengah tengah komuniti yang saya sangat selesa…Pernah saya nak jadi runner tapi memandangkan saya pernah Nampak kakak sorang ni berlari dan memang benar tangan yang menggoncangkan buaian boleh juga menggegarkan iman lelaki, sy terpaksa cross that from my wishlist [Read: malas nak belari senenarnya…I’m NOT a runner]…

Jadi, saya join balik Gym..pasal Gym ni nanti saya diskas dalam entry yang lagi satu…kenapa saya pilih gym ni…
Ok cut the story short, saya dh actively menari dan saya memang enjoy every single moment of it..Memang kaki ronggeng betul…Dari samba, meringue, zumba..semua saya try..

Untuk hakak hakak hijabis di luar sana yang punya minat macam saya, tapi stopped sebab:
  1.  Ada mamat yang cakap; Fatimah r.a tak menari pon, kenapa lu nak menari?
  2.  Segan sebab anda extrovert macam saya
  3.  I only dancing in when I’m taking shower..eceh! [Read : Hati hati nye, takot tergelincir…bilik ayor kan licin]
  4. Saya hijabis, dan saya tak nak menunjukkan lentok2 badan saya depan org ramai


Mula mula sekali, untuk solusi no 1, anda bakul sampahkan mamat yang cakap tu..Fatimah r.a pon bersenam dengan melaksanakan kerja rumah ok…dalam seerah Fatimah r.a takder org gaji or maid [Read; Bangsar girl]…dan Allah tak suruh kita let go fun di dunia ni..boleh…tapi kene bertepatan dengan hokum syarak dan tak melebih lebih…

Utk no 2-4, ni solusi dia :

TIPS untuk terus menari walaupon anda Hijabis:

image adelah ihsan En gugel



 Beli XBOX 360
Ok solusi ni mahal sikit..Hari tu saya beli XBOX ni rege dia dekat RM1,200 jugak la…Tapi memang banyak games dalam tu…Ada Zumba Fitness, Zumba Core, Your Shape, Just Dance, Dance Central..Tu semua games untuk kaki ronggeng macam saya..

Drawback: Money wise…nanges tapi benefit dia, anda bleh menari di ruang tamu rumah tanpa ada org tengok dan tanpa rasa malu…


Download JustDanceNow



Ni sama macam no 1 tapi FREE…hahahaha…hanya perlu download JustDanceNow apps dekat Google Store or iTunes Store atau mana mana tempat nak download application untuk smartphone…

On PC, google www.justdancenow.com dan anda akan diberi 4+1 buah lagu sehari [Read: yang lagi satu tu, kalau menari tak hingat dunia tetiap hari, bleh unlock lagu pepsi tu]…
Drawback : Kene menari sambil tangan kanan pengang smartphone…kalau kecik ok la…kalau Notes? Nanges..Plus asyik lagu sama jek? Bosan sikit la….

 
Menari di Gym


Saya ni walaupun extrovert, tapi saya sebenonye suka ikot instructor menari kat depan..Sebabnya saya cepat bosan...

Menari kat Gym ni ada byk tips dan kene buat banyak observation ye kawan kawan…Ni antara tips ke GYM dan menari lambak beramai ramai:

a.       Make sure instructor tu perempuan
b.       Make sure berdiri dekat tempat yang tersorok sikit
c.        Pakai labuh labuh sikit dan besar ye supaya tak nampak sgt lenggok lenggok tu
d.       Selalunya, personally, saya akan filter kelas yang semua kaum hawa…semua perempuan..rasa yakin sikit nak menari



That’s my amateur entry for my first how to list

Insha Allah more to come…


Have a nice day..And May Allah always blessing us and guide us to serve this deen in the greatest way and the way that pleased Him the most..Ameen…

Friday, October 10, 2014

Apa Khabar Blogger krik krikk

Semalam saya geledah fotopages..hari ni saya geledah blogspot pulak..

Sy dah memblog sejak dari tahun 2004 tapi selalu ada tak ada…malas…komitmen keje sejak 2006 buatkan sy selow..

Dekat blogspot jek saya ada 4 blog..dekat wordpress ada 3..banyak tak banyak…hahahaha

Baca balik blog lama..rebel jugak sy ni…Astagafirullahalazimm…

Insha Allah masa depan yang lebih cerah dan tak sia sia..aminnn

Mungkin menulis balik..insha Allah..harapan Cuma tak nak jadi emo tak berpada macam dlu…takde lagi pil penenang insha Allah sebab sy lebih tenang sekarang..Alhamdulillah…


Insha Allah

Friday, December 2, 2011

Boxing Day 2011

Credit to : EPL page


Add ImageHarapan nak tgk game diatas tak berkesampaian di hari Boxing Day...Hancur berkecai, punah ranah, haru biru, kalau takot dilanda ombak ;jgn berumah di tepi pantai punya perasaan... tetiba plak tiket kapai terobang mahai tak hengat...takpe la....takder rezeki nk berboxing.... huhuhuhuhuhu

:(

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Musim Meluncur Ombak datang lagi

Yeah untuk monsoon di Malaysia....

Double yeay utk sy merancang meluncur ombak utk 2 thn berturut2...

Ni kalau tak jadi, mmg budak "nk cili potong boleh? [sambil teleng2 kepala]" kene pukkol!!!!

Eksited ok!

*ihsan dr Google

Ok overall, ombak naik tak tinggi wiken ni [1-3m]..sesuai utk beginners... Tapi sy masih memerlukan org menolak sy bila ombak dtg... :)

Jd tak keruan pulak.... :) Ok..time to hit the gym...wajar kurus sblm pakai tough vest....kalau tak lemak akan terkeluar2 dr paksi :)


Mari Periksa Tingkah Laku Ombak Disini
Sekolah Meluncur Ombak Sy :)

Monday, October 24, 2011

This is where I called Home... :)

I was born together with another 3 brother and sisters. My mom is jobless and my dad was missing in action...Long before I was born… The last day that I last saw my mom is a day in the middle of the week...Or so I thought...

My mom had one weird habit...She likes to relocate us...sometimes she put us in a box; filled with a filthy rugs...or when she's in the mood, she will climb and place us on the roof... "Just enjoying the view and the starts", she always said... For me it was suffering, I had Acrophobia. Height and I do not belong to be together...

She left me in the middle of nowhere and rush back to my other siblings... I think Lilo ; my eldest sister pull out some same joke...try to cross the road in order to follow me and mom.. Stupid Lilo and stupid old timer joke... Lilo always be a joker in the family.. She knew how to put back a smile on mom's face...She's mom fave.

So I've been sitting by the road and waited for my mom to come back... After 1 hour, I started crying.... The monsters passed by and scared a shit outta me...So, I just wait while cursing Lilo and prayed mom will come back...

After a while, I saw 2 makciks coming my way...Panicking, I was desperate finding a place to hide and I saw a large black hole and without thinking I dove in...

"Eh mak, ada anak kucing laaa dlm ekzos keta ni..."

"Tarik keluar"

I was struggling when I was pull-out by her...Tried harder to break-free and screaming with a great Meooww....I think I've managed to scared her away when she said "Comelnyaaaa" and put me back on the ground....

Terrified, afraid and crying...and felt naked and out of place...Another cat, Openg approached me and calming me down... He patted my head and said "Jgn risau, diaorg ni ok..." and assured me to drink and eat his food... I don't even understand a word he said but I guess he’s calming me down....

Since that day on ward, they called me 'Benang'... I don't know what it mean and I'm don't dare to ask... Gone was my previous name and family...This family is my newly found home... Hopefully, one day they start conversed in English or Latin and stop using foreign languages such as Malay... [Lilo once said I sound stupid if I speak Malay...] But Openg sounds weird and sillier when he struggled to speak in English or Latin...

One always said "Itu laa pentingnya English Edukesyen...." sigh!
Benang : Masih tinggal dan menggemuk dgn keluarga En Kalil....Buku biografi yang bertajuk 'Benang: Stray the True Story' akan diterbitkan hujung tahun ini dalam bahasa kucing, Melayu dan Iban. Benang kini sedang menghadiri kursus insentif Bahasa Melayu yang di ajar oleh Cikgu Karim Jugat

Lilo : masih kurus kering dan masih menjadi anak kesayangan ibu kandung Benang

Ibu Kandung Benang : menunggu hari utk bersalin adek2 Benang bg keluaran musim luruh 2011

Ayah Kandung Benang : di Las Vegas, mengurat dan poker adalah dunianya sekarang

Openg : Cedera di punggung akibat bergaduh mempertahankan gelaran 'Abg Kawasan'. Openg nyaris menang pergaduhan tersebut

Makciks : masih berkawan baik

Anak makcik tukang tarik Benang dr Ekzos keta : Masih belajar di Kolej Risda, Melaka... Hujung minggu sll balik sbb bosan kt Melaka...Panas katanya...

Saya : Mengarut…mengantuk…cepat la…nk balik

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Move On


Been here for 5 years now.. So tired being bashing upside down; inside out without any mercy.. And sadly, others did not appreciate the works.. The bosses won't listen and after hitting critical issues and managed to resolve; will pouring one with all the unnecessary and 'too late’ praises such as "yeah, what u told me is true.." or "good job"...or "well done"... It all come to an end now and when one demoralized, words cannot amend and re-do anything..

The sad part is yet to come.. huhuhuhuhu...

In dire need to move on outta this place/department.. If not succeed, maybe that can become the strongest factor to leave the group or even this country...

What to do...Been treated badly…so yep, I’m done here…The paradigm and the mind set cannot be change no matter what I did or how hard I tried... so better leave it unchanged...

~~sigh~

Note : Mark Twain witty quotes “Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

UPSR Part 1

Scene 1
Sekolah Kebangsaan Taman Kosas
6 Arif
Pagi laaa kot

Cikgu Rohimi : Awk dpt 4A ke, 4E ke...awk masuk sekolah sebelah jugak.. [sambil tunjuk2 Sekolah Menengah Taman Kosas]...

Bebudak Pandai : Ni kata2 semangat ni...kene blaja bebetul neh...UPSR nk dekat...Eh Alam dan Manusia masok silibus x? PJ tak revise lagi...macamana ni?????!!!!

Bebudak 1/2 Pandai : Sempat lagi tak nak baca Bahasa Melayu pemahaman ni? eh contoh karangan surat rasmi mcmana ek? English kalau bleh buat karangan kan best? bleh buat scene cerita Twilight [ok tipu, zaman saya x de ceta2 lagha mcm ni]

Saya : Oooo...maknenye takyah belaja laaa kan? elok laaa kalau cikgu sajes mcm tu...malam ni bleh sy khatamkan lagi sekotak komik Alam Perwira tu...hehehehehehe


Moral : Cikgu, jgn bagi budak2 down la...cikgu patut cipta pelangi so that bebudak rajen belaja, masuk unibersiti, lepas tu keje pejabat pejabat mcm Bank atau Pejabat Pos...


Pesanan Penaja : Selamat menghadapi UPSR...jgn gemuruh2 jwb soklan...rileks2 jek...UPSR sy dulu2 tak gempak mana..maklumlaa...pemalas n takder cita2 nk further stadi p skolah asrama pon... :)